Michael is now potty-trained! It's amazing, the power of spiderman underwear mixed with reward M&Ms. Especially once I discovered, thanks to a tip from potty-training expert Marcia Stewart (a woman who goes to my church), that Michael should get M&Ms for dry pants (!) along with successful bathroom activities...
Yes, I know this isn't quite so interesting to many of you, but if I don't write this down I will not remember, and twenty years from now I'll be claiming something totally unbelievable ("My son Michael was potty-trained at six-months...").