A Child's PrayerWe recently had lasagna for the first time that Michael can remember. He took one look at it and decided he hated lasagna. Here is his dinner prayer:
"Heavenly Father, thank you for my mom, I don't like lasagna, and thank you my Jax. Thank you my dad. Thank you my grandma and grandpa. Thank you my books and my drink and my stickers and my bear. Thank you for the lasagna, I don't like lasagna..."
Whispered prompt from me: "Please help me to like lasagna."
"I don't like it!" After a pause, "Please help me to like lasagna. Thank you keeping dad safe. Bless us have fun in nursery..."
By the end of dinner he'd eaten everything - including the lasagna - but his salad. Maybe next time we should include a request that he start liking spinach?
Keeping Up AppearancesThis Sunday we got to church a little later than usual and the parking lot was totally full so we had to park a ways down the street. My hands were filled with things to keep the kids quiet during meetings when I discovered a beer can right next to the car door. I didn't want Michael to play with it, thought it was empty, and tried to nudge it under the car before he saw it. I discovered the bottle was full only as it emptied itself into my shoe.
When we got to church Michael needed to use the bathroom. Once there he quickly locked the stall, took off his pants, and dropped them to soak in a nasty little puddle at the base of the toilet.
Ah, nothing quite like hearing the word of the Lord with the family reeking of liquor and bathroom puddles!